Saturday 12 December 2009

things that I wanna say.

It sucks when you just got to know a person better even if you've known the existence of them years ago to be ripped apart by a simple reason like : Traveling.



I wish you well, Sean. Have a safe flight and have a good time! I'll so miss having someone to bug at night! ): haha.

I know it's kinda awkward and weird having me as one of the author on this blog and most of you, I mean, I guess, all of you readers that read this blog don't even know me, but a little bit about me is.. I'm not a poem person so don't get your hopes down or anything, I'm sure Sean will be back soon in time and refill your thoughts with poems (:
My type of blogging is simple, really. It's more like a bitchy girl, complaining. Heh.

So one of my recent post is this (and I just copied, pasted from my blog 'cause I really don't know what to write):
P.S: please don't get offended or anything, just a rant/joke (:

WARNING:
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Everybody knows I went to Thailand this year, sure a downgrade from my last year's holiday, Italy, but that's okay, I didn't backpack Italy but backpacked Thailand. Like, serious shit :D *proud hehe. Anyway, I went to one of the supermarket there and I saw this promotion.

BUY TWO GET ONE FREE.
99 BAHT FOR ONE.


guess what they were selling?
Bras.
and 99 baht is like RM9.90.
Cheap bo? Cheap la. Normal bras are like RM50 plus, okay. So I went to see if it's GOOD quality or shit cheaplak type. It was okay, the quality weren't bad.. BUT, my problem was, didn't have my size. *keningkening But seriously, didn't. It's okay 'cause I already bought some in the American Premium Outlet, (chey, eh, why the hell am I talking about my underwear? -.-)

Any how, I was looking at the cheap bras and I was thinking..
Why so small and so fucking padded? Where the hell can you put your boobs if everything is already FILLED? -.- What the hell, I mean, I thought bras are to cover your nipples and boob flesh instead of creating an illusion of boobies. Imagine the guy want some loving from you and then strip you down and then JENG JENG, bo liao. Means all this while he was feeling cotton. Or maybe the filled part was supposed to PUSH your boobs upward as in push-up bra. But it didn't look like it, it just looked like a whole cup filled with water, hard water. If I was the guy, I'd be very 'zha dao' lor.. Super potong stim. Like Peter Chao kinda said in one of his videos, "you take off the panties and what happen? A big dick fall out." Yeah, something like that, right? -.- So if you have small boobies, get silicon boobs! At least then, when you strap your bra off, there's something there (: A very good tip. Uh, if you don't have money then.. Uh, okay, I get it, the 99baht bras then -.-

So, uh yeah.
Much love, felicia (:

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